Someday I’ll take you to Disneyland
I’ll buy you a pair of mouse-ears
Tons of cotton candy
And a big helium balloon with Mickey inside

But all that can wait
Today I’ll buy you a 357. Magnum, with lots and lots of bullets
I’ll buy you a stack of AK-47’s, and a warehouse filled with banana clips
All loaded, and ready to go
I’ll buy you a B52 loaded with neutron bombs
And lots of soldiers, to do whatever is necessary